Jesse, just one quick question; which actresses would you most like to work with next in a film?
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RACHEL: Do you wanna have babies with me?
SAM: Yes! Yeah, how many children?
RACHEL: Ten.
SAM: Okay! … That’s a lot.
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328 playsRUBEN: Jesse, you improvised this thing with the balloon on the spot, right? That was unscripted.
JESSE: Yeah.
NICK: Did you really?!
JESSE: Yeah, and everybody’s doing it now.
NICK: Yeah, I just saw that on House.
RUBEN: Eisenberg move with the balloon.
JESSE: Yeah. Actually no my mom, uh — I told this story on Leno so I’m sure everybody in the room knows, but my mom was a birthday party clown growing up, so every morning she would — on the weekends — make animal balloons, like tons of animal balloons so I’d always wake up to the sounds of balloons popping.
AZIZ: Oh, wow.
JESSE: So yeah. Actually I was dealing with a Freudian, um… a latent desire.
